Hash Tag Tragedy of the Commons – #Netneutrality
I hadn’t heard the delicate Grateful Dead song, Althea, for some time. Maybe not in ten years. And then last night, on Pandora, it streamed into my ears. A nice gift before falling asleep.
Not uncharacteristically, however, I made one last stop on my way to bed, diverting the eine kleine nachtmusik music to…Twitter.
What was I thinking?
If you’re familiar with Twitter, the “pull” technology is all about the “hash tag” – i.e., a “#” placed before some de facto group-organizing term, which allows users to easily search for related “Tweets.”
The hash tag now represents a virtual forum, a commons of sorts. But, like all commons, externalized “waste” can plague it.
One hash tag has truly gotten under my skin lately. #Netneutrality. It has approached a “tragedy of the commons” level, littered with “post-corporate” sloganeering, mostly aiming to Lilliput ISPs into 19th-Century innovation and service provision.
I don’t want to get all Tweet Police on ya’, but quite frankly, I do not care if Gigi Sohn is breezily “on her way to the #FCC net neutrality workshop in Seattle.” Nor do I give a hoot about telling “Washington we have legislation that protects our Internet.” Clearly for me, the devil will be wearing a fur jacket before I partake in reaching “2 million for Net Neutrality! Save the Internet: http://bit.ly/4qMVWI #netneutrality (via @freepress).”
TweetDeck #Netneutrality and you can’t avoid tons of this digitally similar detritus. While these 140-character outbursts on their own could hold valid expressions of concern, they’re plainly coordinated, putting the lie to any grassroots appeal they could have.
“@freepress.” That says it all. Fauxroots. Astroturf. Brute majority force, programmed by Soros-sympathetic consultants.
I guess I shouldn’t get my undies in such a wad over this. Net Neutrality, pushed by the FCC / Free Press, happens now. That is, the flavor that keeps government out of the picture. It drives the vibrant and competitive marketplace for broadband services, helping more and more Americans each month get connected to the Internet.
Lilliputian regulations? They’re mostly absent in this American success story.
Yet, you wouldn’t know that if all you looked at was Twitter.
Sure. #Netneutrality owes me nothing. But, like most commons that one chooses to traverse – real or virtual – loud, orchestrated and thuggish voices spoil the experience. We don’t need an FCC to make it better (they have a poor track record of their own to keep), but a little restraint can go a long way.
I’m not saying that grassroots battles waged via this fragile new medium have to approach the transcendence of hearing a great song you haven’t heard from in a long while. Still, they should offer value beyond the repetitive, digitized bullet points of Astroturfers.
More to the point, if #Netneutrality is about engendering a conversation – I can grok that. But if it’s about smashmouth, majority politics, I think I’d rather choose Pandora instead.
At least there I can gently fall asleep with Althea, instead of Gigi, on my mind.

